ok so i lost my fucking nose ring while i was jogging outside and i was like fuck fuck fuck cus i didnt want my piercing to close and i ran back to the car and found a clothes tag thing to improvise until i got home LOOOLimage

have u ever seen someone who always has their hat and they take it off and its like lmao keep it on pls

ok so i was like looking through some old shit from elementary school that was in my garage and i found my memory book and i was like omg how cute of me

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but then i turn it around and im like ??????????????

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GIRL EATING BIRD???????? LIKE OK WHY DID I DRAW A GIRL EATING A FUCKING BIRD???? WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK WOULD DRAW SOMETHING LIKE THIS?????

holy shit i love avocados so much like shit dude fucking avocados ma dude how can you not like fucking avocados holy shit

accidentally taking a picture with ur front camera