January 2012
66 posts
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Cinderella
Me: If you were Cinderella, what would you have left behind?
Adrian: My double-ended dildo with anal beads attached to it.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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“like my status if you like having fun and just being crazy xD” dawg
Jan 26th
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Me: Is it in?
Girl: Yep.
Me: Does it hurt?
Girl: Mhmm
Me: Let me try it slower.
Girl: Ouch, still hurts.
Me: Okay, let's try a different shoe size.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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More examples of social retardedness that will...
digital-punk: christian-j: “Hi, were you guys gonna get this separately or did you plan to pay for everything as one order?” “Yes.” …………………………………………………… LOL all the time. “And what would you like to drink for that combo?” “Yes.” “Can I have a name for this order?” “No thank you.”
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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lol i know im wack but secret circle is such a good series
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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fuck im 19.
Jan 23rd
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2 tags
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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1 tag
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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“If they don’t need you, it’s okay, you do not live for other people.”
– Kyo (via a-knot)
Jan 20th
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WatchWatch
Bruno Mars - It Will Rain Cover *Request*
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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teenage girl: (uploads photo) haha lol wooowww i look awful i'm so ugly i rarely take good pictures i don't even want people to look at my horrid ugliness
tags: #come, #at, # me, #bro, #ugly, #haha, #wow, #I, #look, #awful, #lmao, #best friends #fuck, #fuck you, #heartbreak, #lol, #photography, #my photography, #model, #modeling, #text, #texting, #text it, #swag, #iphone, #iphone swag, #iphone pics, #instagram, #instagram swag, #bathroom, #bathroom swag, #animals, #potato, #birds, #waffles, #clothes, #cheese, #nuclear fission
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Sister: What took you so fucking long in the bathroom?
Me: I was trimming my pubic hairs.
Sister:
Me:
Sister:
Me:
Sister: That's fucking gross.
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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1 tag
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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I love @kharzard w/all my heart! :))
Jan 16th
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Old Lady: Help, I've fallen and I can't get up.
Life Alert: Fuck dat.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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1 tag
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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cinema employee: enjoy the movie
me: you too
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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monday: i'll start my diet tomorrow
tuesday: i'll start my diet tomorrow
wednesday: i'll start my diet tomorrow
thursday: i'll start my diet tomorrow
friday: i'll start my diet tomorrow
saturday: i'll start my diet tomorrow
sunday: i'll start my diet tomorrow
Jan 9th
104 notes
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parents: "can we use your computer for a minute"
me: wipes internet history deletes bookmarks changes passwords changes desktop wallpaper encrypts all folders installs internet explorer opens it up at google
me: "yeah sure here you go"
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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After a while, you just don't care anymore.
Jan 8th
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fuckkkkkkkk. you just cant do that. you cant just say you miss me and think im gonna be here for you all the time. you just cant just play with someone like that. you just cant do that.
Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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