June 2012
8 posts
1 tag
how cum people never take me seriously
lol cum
andrewbreitel:
you can’t spell perfecmt without me
kharena: *sneeze*
kharena: ouch my fucking bladder like popped
me:
me: what does that even mean
May 2012
114 posts
2 tags
i miss talking to someone
1 tag
i wanna get a tattoo
but something meaningful that i wont regret
like a bible verse or quote
or a satanic ritual
or bad bitch
Watchhere’s 10 seconds of me eating a bagel
me: what if the spider bites you
kharena: i bite it back
my mom says my stomach will hurt if i eat ice cream before dinner
well thats not very yolo of her
how do people make t-shirt designs like
“my swaggy is better than yours”
and think
yes
this is perfect
hahahahaha i think i got in trouble at work
so theres a shift leader named elizabeth
and i called her elizabitch
now i have a meeting with her and the manager tomorrow morning
sup-supa mc nasty
have you ever tried to not pee while taking a poop
its impossible
WatchHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IM FUCKING DYING FUCK MAN JAOIJA WHO’S GONNA BE AT MY FUNERAL FUUCKKK
taking ap kush exams in high school
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typing facebook.tumblr.com on the navigation bar
girl: wanna come over my house
me: do you have wifi
i may not be smart, good looking, funny, nor talented but
.. where the fuck was i going with this
to live and die in kawaii
holy shit holy shit
i heard the tv turned on and someone talking downstairs
i went to check if it was my sister
and the tv was turned off and no one was downstairs
pls lord help me
yo i think everyone should have a tagged/me
2 tags
2 tags
Watchyo i got a haircut
i look like im 12
w/e ~*peace*~
kharena has a crush that works at starbucks
kharena: wow he keeps sweeping around me. why doesn't he just confess his love for me already
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
i hate when people tell me to watch a video that i have no interest in
and i just play along like “cool! ill try to remember to watch it later”
and then they bust out their phone and find it
and sometimes its like 10 minutes long
and they make me
watch
til
the
end
xoxogossipgill:
if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep
dreeenran:
lol I’m not even gonna lie, i’m such a momma’s boy.
do you me know who is beautiful?
read the third word