Douchebag.

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June 2013

6 posts

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Jun 18, 20137,341 notes

hushedsounds:

I hate when people use lowercase “lol”s so nonchalantly. I feel like it makes the person come off as a sarcastic dickwad.

DUDE ME TOO! I get so booty tickled when I think I say something funny and they reply with “lol.” Like bitch better caps that shit.

Jun 15, 201335 notes

first time clubbing and we got kicked out

go hard or go home man!!!

Jun 14, 201313 notes
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Jun 11, 201311 notes
Jun 5, 201316 notes

if you havent blown air inside a caprisun while drinking it so the juice goes up the straw by itself then you havent really had any fun in your life

Jun 2, 201316 notes

May 2013

8 posts

May 28, 2013395 notes
#league of legends
May 20, 201324,053 notes
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May 13, 201317 notes
#me
May 12, 20137,768 notes
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May 9, 201314 notes
#me
  • boy: i'm so in love with you. it's like we're connected. we even finish each other's s-
  • girl: -asuke
May 9, 201323,608 notes

chiebutt:

What I look for in a partner:

  • Blue Eyes 
  • White Dragon
May 8, 201333,953 notes

April 2013

30 posts

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Apr 28, 201323,208 notes
#kjjk/';kjgkjh

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

Apr 25, 201360,168 notes

i have sooooo much shit to do for school and instead of doing anything relevant to that, im on youtube trying to find tutorials on how to clap really fast

Apr 25, 201326 notes

nevvzealand:

i was on a diet for a month and all i lost was 30 days

Apr 25, 201323,741 notes
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