I hate when people use lowercase “lol”s so nonchalantly. I feel like it makes the person come off as a sarcastic dickwad.
DUDE ME TOO! I get so booty tickled when I think I say something funny and they reply with “lol.” Like bitch better caps that shit.
first time clubbing and we got kicked out
go hard or go home man!!!
if you havent blown air inside a caprisun while drinking it so the juice goes up the straw by itself then you havent really had any fun in your life
- boy: i'm so in love with you. it's like we're connected. we even finish each other's s-
- girl: -asuke
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
i have sooooo much shit to do for school and instead of doing anything relevant to that, im on youtube trying to find tutorials on how to clap really fast